Phil is that you on Jeremy Kyle?
phil, were you already pregnant when you cheated?
my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
what do people do if they’re not obsessed with anything
im crying bc i just read an article saying that bieber literally called his manager at 3 am to say he decided that it should be spelled swaggy instead of swaggie